quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(via ruinedchildhood)


girl: bae come over
me: BREAK THE TARGETS !!
girl: my parents aren't home
me: BOARD THE PLATFORMS !!


giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via martininamerica)


spookbeast:

come on and slam

spookbeast:

come on and slam


kingcheddarxvii:

The hype is too real

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)


everets:

everets:

(Classic Mode Smash announcer voice)
Green Mario
Versus
Girl Marth

image

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)


motorclit:

submissivefeminist:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

SHOTS FIRED BY MARA.

The post got better.  <3

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)


salemkittie:

kongoupak:

ushizume-teppei:

titleknown:

Welp, now they’ve invented undressable dakimakura. God is officially fucking dead.

"god is dead" nah son, this means god is real

checkmate atheists 

this is a game changer

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)


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viruul:



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